tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-72001045974252707662011-04-21T20:18:09.412-07:00Miss Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07092949707219122206noreply@blogger.comBlogger61100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7200104597425270766.post-63693602894734741752007-12-07T20:30:00.001-08:002007-12-07T20:30:37.702-08:00<p style="visibility:visible;"><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widget-01.slide.com/widgets/slideticker.swf" height="375" width="500" style="width:500px;height:375px"><param name="movie" value="http://widget-01.slide.com/widgets/slideticker.swf" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="scale" value="noscale" /><param name="salign" value="l" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent"/> <param name="flashvars" value="cy=ms&il=1&channel=864691128464035585&site=widget-01.slide.com"/></object><p><a href="http://www.slide.com/pivot?cy=ms&ad=0&id=864691128464035585&map=1" target="_blank"><img 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took some great photos of this massive kangaroo roadkill...</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#cc33cc;">i'm naming him <span style="color:#33ff33;"><strong>Professor Oldman</strong></span> because he has a fucked up paw...</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#cc33cc;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="color:#cc33cc;">bad news is that we forgot to bring the pluggy thing for our phone --> computer cable thing... yeah i dont know what it's called.. <span style="color:#33ff33;"><strong><em>FUCK OFF</em></strong></span>...</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#cc33cc;">but hopefully we'll steal one soon enough and the sexual pics of Splattered Professor Oldman will be up!!</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#cc33cc;"></span> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7200104597425270766-8339006125938108284?l=roadkillkitty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07092949707219122206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7200104597425270766.post-52383220343981374052007-10-07T23:57:00.000-07:002007-10-08T00:05:19.718-07:00<div align="left"><span style="color:#cc33cc;">Road Kill's the best, of that there's </span><span style="color:#33cc00;"><em>no doubt</em></span></div><div align="left"><span style="color:#cc33cc;">When else can you<span style="color:#33cc00;"> <em>murder</em></span> whenever you're out</span></div><div align="left"><span style="color:#cc33cc;">There's no need for<strong> <span style="color:#33cc00;">guilt, false sorrow or care</span></strong></span></div><div align="left"><span style="color:#cc33cc;">You can always <em><span style="color:#33cc00;">pretend</span></em> you were just unaware<br />Come one and all, take the wheel today</span></div><div align="left"><span style="color:#33cc00;">Let's make that kill, then race on our way</span></div><div align="left"><span style="color:#cc33cc;">If it's caught on the bend, or just over the hill</span></div><div align="left"><span style="color:#cc33cc;">It deserves to be <strong><span style="color:#33cc00;">splattered</span></strong> as Main Road Kill.</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7200104597425270766-5238322034398137405?l=roadkillkitty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07092949707219122206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7200104597425270766.post-8876192420893890142007-10-06T02:41:00.000-07:002007-10-08T00:01:25.430-07:00<span style="color:#cc33cc;">Bunny, Bunny, in the street,</span><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">See the rabbit, <strong><span style="color:#33cc00;">watch</span></strong> him bleed.</span><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">Stricken by a Chevy truck</span><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">To the pavement he is <em>stuck</em></span><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">Saffron blood caked on the ground</span><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">His gory body, once <em><span style="color:#33cc00;">fluffy </span></em>and round</span><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">Now pancake <strong><span style="color:#33cc00;">flat</span></strong> on hard cement</span><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">His precious ears all <em>mangled</em> and bent.</span><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">Bunny, Bunny, heard it </span><span style="color:#33cc00;"><strong><em>smack!</em></strong></span><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">On his belly, </span><span style="color:#33cc00;"><strong>tiretracks</strong></span><br /><strong><em><span style="color:#33cc00;">One eye bulging, one half-closed</span></em></strong><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">Blood still <em><span style="color:#33cc00;">streaming</span></em> down the road</span><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">Cars still pass the <em><span style="color:#33cc00;">unfortunate</span></em> hare</span><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">Drive right by and leave him there.</span><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">Bunny, Bunny, black and blue</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#cc33cc;"><em><span style="color:#33cc00;">Roadkill Bunny I LOVE YOU!!!</span></em> </span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7200104597425270766-887619242089389014?l=roadkillkitty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07092949707219122206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7200104597425270766.post-60261749758382573422007-10-06T02:33:00.000-07:002007-10-08T00:02:11.733-07:00<p><em><span style="color:#cc33cc;"></span></em> </p><span style="color:#cc33cc;">To drive a car along the road at night:</span><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">A task necessitating utmost care.</span><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">Ahead – a deer transfixéd in the light</span><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;"><strong><span style="color:#33cc00;">O slave!</span></strong> why canst thou flee from there?</span><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">But soft! what beast on yonder windshield breaks?</span><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">The hapless buck, now <span style="color:#33cc00;"><em>lifeles</em>s</span> in the road </span><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;"><em><span style="color:#33cc00;">-A grinding noise –</span></em> the engine whines and shakes</span><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">The wheels doth <strong><span style="color:#33cc00;">screech</span></strong>, but movement is not slowed</span><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">The tires slippeth on the spilléd blood</span><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">A passing stranger calleth Triple-A</span><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">The carriage is now <span style="color:#33cc00;"><strong>stucketh</strong> </span>in the mud</span><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">When will the blesséd tow-truck <em>save</em> the day?</span><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">And since the clock has missed the <em><span style="color:#33cc00;">hour</span> for lunch</em>,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;"><span style="color:#cc33cc;">Upon this venison I’ll <strong><span style="color:#33cc00;">have to</span></strong> munch.</span> </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7200104597425270766-6026174975838257342?l=roadkillkitty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07092949707219122206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7200104597425270766.post-72532231386795922912007-10-05T10:24:00.001-07:002007-10-05T10:26:05.764-07:00<div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc33cc;">pics will be posted up as soon as i collect a few of them... </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc33cc;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc33cc;">xoxo</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7200104597425270766-7253223138679592291?l=roadkillkitty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07092949707219122206noreply@blogger.com0